The funeral - funny or not?

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.





Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: %26quot;Why are you laughing?%26quot;





%26quot;I was thinking about my own funeral%26quot; the man replied.





%26quot;What%26#039;s so funny about that?%26quot;





%26quot;I%26#039;m a nose specialist.%26quot;

The funeral - funny or not?
Very good, my dad%26#039;s a gynaecologist! Imagine his!
Reply:ok
Reply:Change the last line to %26quot;I%26#039;m a gynaecologist%26quot;...eeek!
Reply:It%26#039;s okay, but a gynecologist or proctologist would have been funnier.
Reply:How about changing the last line to - %26quot;I%26#039;m a gynecologist!%26quot; Now THAT%26#039;S funny! ha ha ha
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:very good!! have a star!!
Reply:ok not bad.
Reply:hmm not bad but could do with a better ending xxx
Reply:a little dry
Reply:hahaha lol
Reply:It%26#039;s cute but a Proctologist would be funnier.
Reply:Or I%26#039;m a proctologist
Reply:I agree with f0xymoron!!!


lol


that would be an even funnier joke!!


xx
Reply:i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh
Reply:I get it so you can have a lol! x
Reply:yes
Reply:I heard the joke but the end was a proctologist..(butt dr)



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