Very funny funeral joke?

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.





The guy next to him asked: %26quot;Why are you laughing?%26quot;





%26quot;I was thinking about my own funeral%26quot; the man replied.





%26quot;What%26#039;s so funny about that?%26quot;





%26quot;I%26#039;m a gynecologist.%26quot;

Very funny funeral joke?
Dude are you trying to kill me with laughter or what?? here are short ones for you as well





Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.





At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, %26quot;Aren%26#039;t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?%26quot; The other replied, %26quot;Yes I am, I married the wrong man.%26quot;





Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he%26#039;s finished.





Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor%26#039;s degree and the woman gets her master%26#039;s.





A little boy asked his father, %26quot;Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?%26quot; And the father replied, %26quot;I don%26#039;t know, son, I%26#039;m still paying%26quot;





Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn%26#039;t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.





Then there was a man who said, %26quot;I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.%26quot;





Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.





After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, %26quot;You know, I was a fool when I married you.%26quot; The husband replied, %26quot;Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn%26#039;t notice.%26quot;





It doesn%26#039;t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Reply:hehehe%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;funny one





By any chance, are you a doctor?
Reply:I love it.


I could say many crude jokes here, but I will refrain from it.
Reply:That%26#039;s too cool. Reminded me of those rosey red lips that were opened for me tonite. aaaahhhhh and a clean plate at that.
Reply:ok, i must admit that made me giggle.
Reply:funny, lol.
Reply:He wouldn%26#039;t be laughing if he was a proctocologist.
Reply:hee hee
Reply:Ha ha!!!
Reply:i don%26#039;t like thinking about my death! boohoo! thanks a lot!
Reply:funny...
Reply:funnyyyyyyyyyyyy...................
Reply:LOL.... its funny
Reply:lmao, omg that is hilarious. hahahahaha





thanx for the laughs



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